
Maison Ikkoku episode #8
Translation by Daisuke Suzuki  
Revision 2 by William Chow


Godai:  Even after knowing about the real Souichiro-san, my feeling towards Kyoko-san was building up.  But I can't do anything about it.. living with agony.. 

Kyoko:  !
Godai:  !
Baw?

Godai:  Oh, sorry..
Kyoko:  I'm sorry..
"hahahahaha......"
Godai:  .. There you go..
Kyoko:  Thank you...  See you later!
Godai:  See you later! ..........................

subtitle " "
[Alcohol Love Call]

(If I'm not mistaken, there should be Lum somewhere in this beer garden. DS)
Sakamoto:  Say it, Godai!  If you're man, just say it out loud!
Godai:  Kyoko-san!  I...   arrgghh!! I can't say it!
Sakamoto:  Godai!  It must be  hard, painful..   Drink
Godai:  Thanks..
Sakamoto:  But You can't just leave it like this.  Use your guts, and announce it.
Godai:   But..
Sakamoto:  No but's! The woman must be waiting for that! 
Godai:  But I can't
Sakamoto:  I know how you feel, but you have to say it now. Right, Godai?  You have to make your dignity as a man stand up....
(  I know the last sentence is gramatically incorrect, please make up your own a sentence that means "save your dignity" and vaguely insinuate "make your MANHOOD stand up"...     D.S.) 
Godai:  Kyoko-san! I l...........  I can't say
Sakamoto:  Godai say it!
Godai:  Kyoko-san!!......  
Sakamoto:  Alright!! I'll say it for you!!  "Kyoko-san!! I love
Godai:  STOP!!!!!!!  CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

baw?
Akemi:  Hey, Souichiro.  A doggie bag for you..  There..
baw!!
Akemi:  Folks of Ikkoku-kan!  I'm back.. 
(tomp!)
Kyoko:  Akemi-san!!  You'll catch cold if you sleep here.
Akemi:  Leave me alone, I wanna sleep...  zzzzzzzzzzzz
Kyoko:  Wake up!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ichinose:  I didn't know you're that strong.
Kyoko:  !! ...  Ichinose-san, don't just look, help me!  She's too heavy!
Ichinose:  Oops, sorry!  She is completely drunk..
Akemi:  It was a customer's pay, so I emptied a bottle.
Ichinose:  I feel sorry for the customer....

Sakamoto:  (off) DAMn it, who put a garbage can here?!
(By the way, I intentionally kept the typos for drunkards' conversations.  Hell, I even made some intentionally... DS)
Kyoko:  Who is that?
Ichinose:  Must be passing by drunkard..
Sakamoto:  (off) Are you sure?  You gonna say it?
Godai:  I will.  I'll announce ti aut loud.
Kyoko:  !!! Godai-san!
Sakamoto:  ALright, Godai.  Go for it!
Godai:  FOLKS OF THE TOWN!!!!!!!!!  I, YUHSAKU GODAI, LOVE KYOKO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakamoto:  You saiid it!!
Kyoko:  Go...Godai-san..
Godai:  Kyoko-san, I LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    !!! 
Kyoko:  !!  Are you alrighrt, Godai-san?
Godai:  Kyoko-san! I love ya!
Kyoko:  Cut it out!! You're annoying the neighbors!!
Sakamoto:  Please don't stop him.  He's sad man who can't say anything without the help of alchohol.
Godai:  No, I'm not saying it because I'm drunk..  To prove that. I'm sober!
(It sound as real as Ichinose being sober..  DS)
Kyoko:  CUT IT OUT!
Godai:  ..!  OH Kyoko-san, aren't you?
Kyoko:  Yes..
Godai:  Did you hear what I saif?
Kyoko:  I did, wheather I liked it or not.
Sakamoto:  Sank god... For a while I din't knou if she would or nof...
Kyoko:  Come on.  Let's go to your room. 
Godai:  Shall we go to my room.?....
Kyoko:  Yes. Let's go to your room.
Godai:  OK  I'll take you my room!
Sakamoto: ...    Souichiro, please let him do it!  
"Baw?"

Godai:  I'm fome...
Kyoko:  Let me down!!
Ichinose:  What're you doing?
Kyoko:  Ichinoae-san!  Help me?!
Sakamoto:  Kanrinin-no-obasan!  Don't stop him!
Ichinose:  I'm tenant, you know?
Akemi:  I didn't know he's a wooing drinker, ha!
Kyoko:  Akemi-san!  Help me!!
Akemi:  Godai, Good luck!!
Kyoko:  Akemi-san!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yotsuya:  Sounds merry.
Godai:  Good evening!
Kyoko:  ! Watch your step!
Yotsuya:  Oh, my...  I see "   You two really got to know each other quickly.."
(The line in quotation mark is what the peeping tom said in manga, in TV version he was singing "Godai-kun and kanrinin-san are wheat field.." which I did not clearly understand the meaning, so if you can't get any interpretation, please keep the quotation mark version.  If you can, tell me.  DS)
Kyoko:  No, we didn't!!  Help me Yotsuya-san!
(Rather pointless request, I'd say.....  DS)

Yotsuya:  Enjoy your night.
Kyoko:  You, coldhearted moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyoko:   !..  Souichiro-san.........  ?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yotsuya:  shoot. He was so close...
Kyoko:  !!
Yotsuya:  !

>> eye catch <<

Godai:  Kyoko-san.....    !     ....
Sakamoto:   yawn  I feel dizzy......
Godai:  My head....lump?... Wonder what happened..
Sakamoto:  Must've hit a telephone pole, or something...
Godai:  Right..

Kyoko:  !
Godai:  ?

Godai:  Oh, morning.
Yotsuya:  Oh, Godai-kun..  That was too bad last night.
Godai:  ?
Yotsuya:  Kanrinin-san was rather mad.
Godai:  ?!
Yotsuya:  Of course.  If you stop in midway, any woman would get mad..
Godai:  What's that about?!  What did I do, last night? Yotsuya-san, tell me.
Yotsuya:  Godai-kun, there are things better off not knowing.  Sin maker.
Godai:  What's better off not knowing?!  Yotsuya-san!   
Sakamoto:  Godai....
Godai:  Sakamoto..
Sakamoto:  I was completely drunk, too.. Don't remember a thing....

Godai:  What on Earth did I do to kanrinin-san..

"Caugh!!  caugh!!!"

Ichinose:  You don't remeber a thing about last night?!!!
Godai:  Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  In a bit lower voice!     What did I do?
Ichinose:  So, you don't remember anything eh?   took off a shirt, and pants. (whisper)
Godai:  ............
Sakamoto:  Godai..
Godai:  Nude dance...

*Godai:  Kyoko-san look!
**Kyoko:  AARRRGGGHHH MALE!
* repeat
** repeat
(Urusei Yatsura fans, remember Asuka Mizunokouji?  DS)


Godai:  !.....  k.. kanrinin-san......   !!

Godai:  It's the end of me..
Sakamoto:  Don't you think it's kind of funny?  
Godai:  What?
Sakamoto:  Remmber what your neighbor, Yotsuya-san?  Because you stopped in midway that she got mad..
Godai:  That's because I stopped the nude dance in midway that she got ma...... ???????????????????????????????????
Kyoko:  Don't stop!  Don't stop! Godai-san!!

Sakamoto:  Funny, right?

"Ma'am, He's the one of Ikkoku-kan.  Last night, in loud voice..(whisper)  .... and.. "  Oh really?" 
(giggling)
Godai:  Did I say something weird?
Sakamoto:  The way I figure is....You showed something you shouldn't.   The the only thing I can deduce from their reaction...
"Really."  "Kids nowadays are so bold.."
Godai:  This's the end of me ........................

Mitaka:  Oh, Godai-kun.  I heard you were crying, hugging a garbage can?
Akemi:  I saw it
Sakamoto:  Now, that's way my shirt smell like garbage... Right, why don't we ask Akemi-san for the truth?
Akemi:  Let's see and hugged Souichiro-san, and kissed him..
Sakamoto:  So, these hairs, too?
Akemi:  But that's just a beginning.  The real biggie is kanrinin-san...
Godai:  AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Sakamoto:  Godai..  It's just reaching the climax
Godai:  No!! I don't wanna hear it!!!

Godai:  I did a nude dance, kissing garbage can and Souichiro, and saying unexhibitable words, and cornered Kyoko-san, and hugged her in the street....
(Power of deduction, enhanced by the talent of daydreaming, eh?  DS)

kids " Good bye!"

Kyoko:  I still can't tell.  Was he serious?...  But for a joke, he was overdoing it..  I couldn't go to sleep thinking about it..    If Godai-san didn't go to sleep....  I....    I'm woman alright... I'm no good.. I can't...

"BAW!"

Godai:  Better say something...   Sorry about the last night.. 
Kyoko:  Oh... 
Godai:  You must looking down on me..
Kyoko:  No, I was a bit surprised, though..
Godai:  I guess I can't pass it as a misbehavior by alcohol..
Kyoko:  Er... In generally, it would be better if you do such thing seriously when you're sober....
Godai:  How can I do that sober?
Kyoko:  Oh, if you were drunk, I'd trouble knowing if that was joke or serious!
Godai:  Do you think I'm the kind of man who would do such thing seriously?!
Kyoko:  Oh, then that was a joke?!
Godai:  ?
Kyoko:  You said you loved me as a joke?!
Godai:  ???????????????????????????????????
"SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Godai:  Then it wasn't a nude dance....

Kyoko:  Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!  I'm real stupid!!!  I'm sorry Souichiro-san..  I'm not going to look at any men!

Godai:  Kyoko-san...  sniff
Baaw!
Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!
Baaw!
Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!
Baaw!
Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!
Baaw!
Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!


Ichinose:  What?  You're drunk again?

Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!
Baaw!
Godai:  KYOKO-SAN!!!
Baaw!

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